A Pennsylvania psychopath, Erik Cain, was arrested, and charged with allegedly stabbing his brother, Gene, over a McBrownie, that must be a Northeast thing, because I’ve never heard of a McBrownie before.
Erik and his brother Gene got into an argument, when Gene cut the brownie in half, he then, allegedly, grabbed three steak knives and “carved him up,” in the left forearm, left shoulder, and right wrist. Gene thought his brother was going to kill him so he threw a TV at him, Erik was out on bail for stabbing his girlfriend.
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