Ghostface Killah’s 5th “Annual” ’10 Softest Niggas In The Game’ List Released [Drake NOT In The Top Spot] New #1

Ghostface Killah is back with his fifth “annual,” ’10 Softest Niggas in the Game’ list, and surprisingly Drake didn’t take the top spot. The reason annual is in quotation marks, is because the first annual list was posted just a little over a year ago, which just adds to the hilarity of these lists, check out the NEW Top 10.

Son frowns like he jus rode his seatless bike to the 7-Eleven to buy a slurpee n they only had Sprite flavor left n shit.

This nigga still rock Pull-Ups at night b…how he gon start beef? Son is the black Malcom In The Middle.

Ayo speakin of struggles you probably wont ever come across a higher scorer on life’s pinball machine of failures than this delusional muthafucka rite here b.

Accordin to the legends I heard… it was durin that “set adrift on memory bliss” era that a mad scientist took a My Buddy doll n marinated it in all the Johnson & Johnsons baby products the nigga could find n took it to a park while it was a light drizzle outside n tied it to a kite n let that shit hover over a rainbow for like 15 minutes n then buried it in his cabbage patch nahmean…. 9 months later the snow nigga Mac sprouted outta the ground. True story b…

Son actually thought he was jus gon make a nice smooth transition from doin that little schoolgirl rap to bein on some Nino Brown shit. Nah yo…this nigga is a snack b. The nigga is dim sum. He a fragment…he like a single perogy. Niggas would eat that boy alive son

 This amphibian ass lookin muthafucka means the same thing to rap what ukuleles mean to basketball…not a damn thing.

The niggas aura is shaped like a teardrop b. Im sayin son is livin proof that nature can be cruel than a muthafucka g…

To be honest tho…son aint even trash like that…he jus emotionally delicate n he got the personality of a 7 year old white kid from Bel Air namsayin.

Drake aka the Patron Saint of Tenderness aka the Human Glee Episode aka The Inventor of the Audio Scrunchie aka the Merchant of Cuddles otherwise known as The Wizard of Pause. When son aint travelin the world collectin magic wands n lookin for next level china patterns…you can usually find the boy doin lyrical origami on a track or out rescuin strippers from captivity nahmean. You kno you soft when you feel good bout droppin 10 Gs on a shower head that sprays lavender fragrances n shit. Word is bond…you kno you soft when chicks be showin how to do makeovers on youtube to look like you. You kno you soft when you inspire muthafuckin Zac Efron to get YOLO tatted on his creamy little hand b. You kno you soft when the furry mascots at ball games n shit be askin if they can get pictures wit YOU son. You kno you soft when you got a pink budgie, a baby owl n Aaliyah’s face all tatted 5 inches apart from each other on ya back. Son I can keep goin but you should get the point by now…

Wiz Khalifa-Rose aka the final frontier of simp-dom…. This bull dyke muthafucka done sailed his little popsicle stick canoe over ey’single wave of simpness there is in the sucker-for-love sea nahmean. This fool is the biggest trick walkin the face of the earth rite now son. We already kno how this muthafucka went into Kanye’s garbage can n scraped together a meal n thought he came up on some gourmet shit namsayin. This muthafucka went into Yeezy’s trash n said “OH SHIT WHY NOBODY ATE THE REST OF THIS MEATBALL HOAGIE SON??…AYO IMMA REASSEMBLE THIS MUTHAFUCKA N PUT THAT SHIT UP ON A PEDESTAL B. AYO IMMA PUT WHATEVER LEFT OF THIS MEATBALL HOAGIE BACK TOGETHER N IMMA SING TO IT…IMMA SING TO IT EVER ADORINGLY N IMMA TAKE PICTURES WIDDIT CUZ AINT NOBODY HAD NO MEATBALL HOAGIE LIKE THIS ONE B….I MIGHT GOT THE ONLY MEATBALL HOAGIE LEFT SON…AYO IMMA WIFE THIS HALF EATEN MEATBALL HOAGIE SON…THIS SHIT MINES. AYO IMMA PUT A RING ON THIS SHIT. CUZ THATS JUS WHAT US TRICK MUTHAFUCKAS DO B…IMMA HAVE THIS MEATBALL HOAGIE FOR ALL ETERNITIES CUZ THATS JUS HOW A TRICK ROLL B. THIS MY SHNOOKUMS NAMSAYIN…THIS MY MUTHAFUCKIN SHNOOKUMS SON. WORD. I DONT KNO WHAT YOU HEEEEAAARD ABOUT ME…BUT ANY TRICK CAN GET A DOLLAR OUTTA ME…I GOTTA ACT CONCERNED SO SHE’LL SEE.. THAT IM A MUTHAFUCKIN S-I-M-P….

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