Thoughts Of A Jeanius End Of 2012 Awards: Jeanius Of The Year
We’re back with our best, but in this case we’re also going to the worst of 2012. Taking a break from music we’re going to look back at some of our Jeaniuses (dumbasses) of the Week, with each one of us choosing the Dumbass of the Year. We all made some interesting selections, and I (Mean Jean) had to mention three others besides my selection, we’ll call it dishonorable mention.
Jeanius Of The Week: Man’s Toy Gun Falls Apart During Robbery Attempt
A 41 year old Cambodian American Khem Ra takes home the Jeanius of the Week award this week after his robbery attempt was stopped cold when the toy gun he used for the robbery fell apart.
Jeanius of the Week: Man Counterfeits $100 Bills with Abraham Lincoln’s Face on it
Just the other day, Jean suggested that we do a better job of bringing more ‘Jeanius of the Week’ posts, because “people do too much dumb shit.”
This story definitely fits that bill (no pun intended) as a Rhode Island man was arrested when he passed off counterfeit money.
Jeanius of the Week: Man Demands One Dollar in Attempted Bank Robbery, asks to be Placed in a Specific Federal Prison
A Pennsylvania man has earned himself the title of ‘Jeanius of the Week’ after his shenanigans at the AmeriServ bank located in Northern Cambria. Jeffrey McMullen was fed up with living free life, so he apparently decided to rob this bank so he could be placed in a federal prison. McMullen figured the best way to be placed in the central Pennsylvania prison was by robbing the bank for $1.
Jeanius Of The Week: Man Calls 911 On His Daughter Because She Wouldn’t Buy Him More Beer, Gets Arrested
56 year old Robert Hagerman was arrested for falsely reporting a crime after calling 911 on his daughter for not wanting to buy him more beer.